AP Boys vs. Property Brothers - Who is More Successful and/or More Attractive?

If there is one thing the AP Boys are not, that is cowards. We do not shy away from a fight, and we certainly don't back down when we feel that our reputation is being threatened. And that is exactly how we feel at the moment after discovering these two frauds hailing out of Canada, eh. John Scott and Drew Scott, the self-proclaimed "Property Brothers", seem to have caught wind of the TRUE Force of the North, also known as the AP Boys, and have made the most unfortunate mistake of firing shots at the throne.

Look fellas... we've been doing this for over 1.5 years. We've seen it all, and we've paid our dues. We are what many consider to be the perfect combination of brains and brawn, entertainment and knowledge, patience and resilience, all of which are required to dominate the real estate investing space. More importantly, we know what we're good at. Brendan has his clearly defined role as the greasy real estate agent just looking to make a quick buck, and I assume the role of the hard-working, task-oriented, and fiscally-responsible partner, making sure everything goes exactly as planned. We are the real estate investing dream team... end of story... case closed...

And now we come to the "property brothers". Aside from being incredibly gifted when it comes to blatantly stealing someone else's shtick, what exactly are these guys good at?

You have John, the "agent", who pretends to know things about houses and apparently has incredible market knowledge and negotiation skills that no other agent in the world possesses. Give me a break, bro. You're no different than every other narcissistic, egocentric real estate agent out there trying to maximize his commission check. I'd bet money that he doesn't even right his own offers. He probably has "people" for that. Let me ask you something, John. Do you even care about your clients? Cause Brendan does...

Now we come to Drew, the "handyman". This guy is everything your parents hope you never become. Did he even graduate high school? Doubt it... I wonder when he realized that "college just wasn't for him". Doesn't matter, the world needs ditch diggers too. I will say this, though. If I had to pick between Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum, Drew certainly seems to be the better choice. I mean, at least he knows how to do stuff good while his sleaze-ball brother just shows up whenever there is money involved. Plus his name is way better.

These two are everything I hate about real estate investing. Two guys that think that they are doing something different than everyone else out there just because they are brothers (or close to it). Well guess what guys, you're no different than the rest of us. So you've got some fancy TV show... Who cares? The AP Boys have a YouTube channel, Facebook, Instagram AND a podcast! That's right... we don't limit ourselves to one outlet because we care about people, unlike both of you.

So here's some advice to the property brothers... Why don't you stop copying and start coming up with something more original? Maybe more people would be interested...

-AA